But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
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