Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
Shame - the story of my life.
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