I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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