I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
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