grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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