Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
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