So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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