We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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