Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
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