He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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