...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
Just pee around me
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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