yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
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