Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
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