Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I'm going to save the lime from my McDonald's salad to use in my Corona later tonight.
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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