so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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