The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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