He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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