If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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