at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
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