You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
home. puking in laundry basket.
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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