But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
She even gives head with a lisp.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
Randomize
