He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
I have aggressive nipples.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
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