Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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