your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
My balls are so social today.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
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