So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
Randomize
