she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
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