I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
He kissed a someone with a penis
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
The cabbie told me fat girls shouldn't wear tight clothes, and that he feels bad for the guys that have to be underneath them, especially because their positions are "very limited" and proceeded to ask me if I had a trash can and if I could throw something away for him. Don't worry though, he promised it wasn't anything "bad". He then handed me a tied up grocery bag with a bunch of wadded up Kleenex that weighed about 3 pounds. To answer your question, yes I made it home. Fml
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
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