Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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