someone threw a dead crab at me
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
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