I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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