So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
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