You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
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