I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
How external is "for external use only"?
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
Randomize