I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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