addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
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