I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
Everything about him screamed your future.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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