What a fucking waste of an outfit
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
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