Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
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