We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
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