I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
I AM VODKA MAN
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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