sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
Two words: blizzard sex
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
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