dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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