its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
You were so high at Ikea last night that you were convinced you could speak Swedish. The whole the time you were our navigator and when we got to the cashier you were hitting on the lady. When she gave you her number you told her you were saving her number as Inglfurfta cuaue she must be swedish since she works there.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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