East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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