That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
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