dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
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