i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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