Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
You pole danced in your parka.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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