i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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