if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Remember that time I came into your room after taking a muscle relaxant and we argued about what state has the longest coastline?
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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