Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
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