when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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