We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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