Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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